Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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