We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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