Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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