Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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