I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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