You just made me feel so damn special
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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