am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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