I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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