I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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