And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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