Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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