The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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