lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
