YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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