David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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