Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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