thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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