was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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