No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
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