So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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