You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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