how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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