Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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