Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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