Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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