I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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