She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She's the barista slut.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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