Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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