I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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