I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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