Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
There are leaves in my underwear?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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