thus making me awesome and them whores
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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