We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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