i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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