She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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