I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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