No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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