2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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