If you die in college, do you die in real life?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I didn't notice because vodka
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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