I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
