I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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