She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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