I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Is Oprah even human
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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