guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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