see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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