absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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