Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
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