some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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