yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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