Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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