He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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