exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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