maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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