I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Randomize
