Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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