Sponge bath it is.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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