You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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