dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Its about making memories worth repressing
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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