I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
Randomize
